Manweekend

It is estimated that 1 billion people watched the Superbowl this year. That’s just a fraction of the people³ who follow Man Weekend.

Top 10 reasons why Man Weekend VIII is better than Superbowl XL:

• #10 Superior advertising.⁴
• #9 Man Weekend lasts for three days, not three hours.
• #8 You don’t have to worry about your team losing.
• #7 Occasional souvenirs.⁵
• #6 Boats, fishing, and golf!
• #5 No lame⁶ geriatric⁷ half-time entertainment.
• #4 Better food.⁸
• #3 No stupid/blind/bribed officials.
• #2 There’s no one around to suggest that there are better things to do.⁹
• And, finally, the #1 reason why Man Weekend VIII is better than Superbowl XL:
• #1 Man Weekend’s Roman numeral doesn’t look like an underwear size.